Hot Blondes

Hi all!

So MB came home from school on Friday… and being the caring, darling sister that I am I understand that every now and then I should embar… erm… offer advice to MB. So I asked him that all important question…

Me: “So… do you have a girlfriend yet?”

MB: “No…”

Me “Aww why not?”

MB: “No way man! I’m saving myself for college. The girls are hot then!!”

Me: “OHHHH REALLLY!! A hot blonde eh? Eh? Ehhhhhhh?”

MB: *Cue blush*

Aww bless ;).

xx.

 

 

 

Biology

Hi guys!

I thought we’d start off tame…

This was overheard whilst MB was chatting to friends over the PS4…

*In a serious tone*

“Guys, seriously, what would happen if a women had sex with five men? Whose kid would it be?”

O_o.

xx.

 

An introduction

Hi guys!

Pleased to meet you fantastic people… *cue small talk* ;).

So basically I’ll keep it brief… this is a blog dedicated to documenting the amusing and sometimes darn right silly/ingenious/oh no he didn’t moments that come out of my brother’s mouth. I will also from time to time add photos of similar mind boggling achievements of the (currently) pre-teen that I live with.

I was an only child for about 13 years. It is safe to say he has probably put me off of having mini humans and sometimes I want to sell him on ebay (but that would be illegal). Most of the time he’s a pretty cool kid.

Enjoy :).

P.s. I am aware at the lack of any input from my brother – let’s abbreviate – from MB in this post. But it is just an introduction after all. You’ll just have to come back! He’s always saying crazy shi*.

xx.